Witches and Wizards and Magical Creatures ARE REAL.

How do I know?? How do you know they are fake?!

If you ever watch the movies…the witches, wizards, and magical creatures make an extra effort to keep their identities a secret from mortals. HELLO. Duh. That is why we don’t have actual confirmation that any real witches or wizards or mermaids or aliens exist…etc etc.  Men in Black…they flash you with that stick thing to keep you from remembering that you helped save the world from an Alien take-over or something like that.  Magic people and the government are smart.  If we did figure it out, they erase our memory! And the normal people that do know, keep it a secret.

If you ever watched Charmed…you can see that every time the sisters’ witch identities are revealed the Cleaners come and fix it. Plus, if you think…at one point people thought that big metal machine things couldn’t fly. Oh wow. What was that? Yes. Big metal machines can fly and carry hundreds of huge fat people in it at the same time. Yes. One day magical creatures and people will probably take over the world.

Think more. Have you ever swam to the deepest part of the ocean at every inch of the ocean?  No? Really. Duh. Mermaids probably live there. And if you come, they probably have some weird power that can make them invisible.

I hope I find a magic friend. Then maybe they can teach me to fly like Tinkerbell. Fairies are small. You can’t just see them.  It is like those bio-cells. Before no one knew how to look at DNA and all that science crap. Now we do. DUH. One day we’ll be able to see small fairies.

What about the adventures they have in Narina.  The kids don’t tell anyone about it.  And if they do, no one believes them. Maybe all those crazies in the the crazy house talking about unicorns and secret lands or flying ghosts etc etc aren’t that crazy.  Think about it. The idea had to come from somewhere.

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