I went to Target recently to buy a composition notebook required for class. Per the syllabus, we were to number the right hand pages only. This seemed like a rather simple task. It was until I found out Target ripped me off!
It clearly says “100 sheets / 200 pages.” So I started to number the pages one by one until I got to the end….
Ok, so I know what you’re thinking: “You totally don’t know how to count. Probably messed up counting like an idiot.”
I thought so too. So I recounted.
Then counted again.
Then I counted half the pages until I got to the binding and multiplied by two just in case I’m a real idiot.
Guess what? Still 96.
Target, where are my four pages?!
This false advertising thing can get real bad, real fast. All over 4 pages in a notebook! I know cuz DisneyDork’s a lawyer and she’ll vouch for me!
I decided to see what dumb country this thing was made in:
… My own country ripped me off of four pages. Apparently, we can’t even count to 100.
I thought it was a fluke so I counted another notebook. Nope. Still 96. WTH?!